I'm worth the trouble

From time to time I'll craft witty and original country westerns.  Sometimes they may even be remarkable.  Sometimes they maybe aren't even country westerns but something approaching poetry.  Here's a little ditty I wrote to ma lady, it's called I'm worth the trouble.  

i'm worth the trouble

(April 2012)

come bail me out

i'm worth the trouble

it wasn't me

only my evil double.

i haven't shaved

nor behaved

but stick with me

and my lonesome stubble.

come fix me up

when i'm in my rubble

i ain't complicated

like the telescope hubble

so stick with me

i'm worth the trouble.

when i come home so drunk

i can barely stumble

when i can't speak words

i can only mumble

stick with me

i'm worth the trouble.

i'll take you places

by that i mean

the dog track for the races

i'll spend your money

but don't ya worry honey

i'll say something funny

and when i do

you'll realize

i'm worth the trouble.

i got no ambition

but i bought you kittens

look into their eyes

and you'll realize

i'm worth the trouble.