Orangutan

 

Orangutan

March 2011

it's simply a fact

an orangutan

would look silly in a hat

it's paramount to what,

rhyming with that

this topic you choose

quite a few questions arose

without futher adeiu

some contemporary orangutan prose

does an orangutan dream

sweet orangutan dreams?

does an orangutan king

have an orangutan queen?

is an orangutan life

quite serene?

or quite the contrary,

and ungodly obscene?

where might i find

an orangutan of mine own?

where on this earth

do they find themselves a home?

perhaps it's the sahara

they happily roam

alongside a lioness, her furry tiara

perhaps altogether a different time zone!

maybe in asia?

against the mighty backdrop

of jagged himalaya?

by chance nothing short of apparitions,

caricatures in fantasia

are orangutans vicious creatures,

or kind hearted

with the noblest of features?

are there orangutan farmers,

orangutan preachers and teachers?

are they orange

as their name could suggest?

are they hard to please

or easy to impress?

would an orangutan look out of place

in a yellow summer dress?

is an orangutan secular

or is there an orangutan god?

does an orangutan bask in the sun

glistening hot orangutan bod?

if i had an orangutan,

surly i'd name him todd

if you called an orangutan by name,

would they be quick to follow?

would an orangutan hamburger

be too difficult to swallow?

eager orangutan youths

lustful orangutan cahoots

knocking sweet sweaty

orangutan boots

do orangutans live amongst the trees?

dangling orangutan knees

infested with fleas

one bite

orangutan disease!

bittersweet orangutan fait accompli

would an orangutan jester

violently struggle

if someone threw him bananas

and forced him to juggle?

does an orangutan couple

have proclivity to snuggle,

or is orangutan romance

particularly subtle?

as far as orangutans

and what they eat

are they herbivores

or are allowed the meat?

is it true,

they eat with their feet?!

aging wise orangutan philosophers

chastise middle aged female orangutan gossipers

whilst building thrones to famous orangutan pickpocketers

in orangutan slumber

is it a procession of terrible snores,

or do they sough like the breeze

and offer nothing more?

orangutan ghosts,

haunting orangutan folks?

simple orangutan hoax?

an old orangutan joke!!

baby orangutans

make a great orangutan poke

a dozen orangutan hides

for my orangutan coat

orangutan bones

for my orangutan boat

orangutan blubber

keeps it afloat

orangutan chum

in my alligator moat

but don't worry!

orangutans love being poached!

welp, it's no longer a mystery,

that's orangutan history!